Length17h 16m
About this audiobook
Remarks by Bill Nye is a collection of satirical essays and speeches that were originally delivered during his lecture tours. The book contains humorous and often absurd takes on various topics such as politics, religion, and society. Nye's wit and humor are on full display throughout the book, and his unique perspective and style of humor have made him a beloved figure in American comedy. The book is a fun and entertaining read for anyone who enjoys satire and humor.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Literary Classics
Length17 hrs 16 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 30, 2023
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1DIRECTIONS.
97“Heap Brain.”
2My School Days.
98The Approaching Humorist.
3Recollections of Noah Webster.
99What We Eat.
4To Her Majesty.
100Care of House Plants.
5Habits of a Literary Man.
101A Peaceable Man.
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6A Father's Letter.
102Biography of Spartacus.
7Archimedes.
103Concerning Book Publishing.
8To the President-Elect.
104A Calm.
9Anatomy.
105The Story of a Struggler.
10Mr. Sweeney's Cat.
106The Old Subscriber.
11The Heyday of Life.
107My Dog.
12They Fell.
108A Picturesque Picnic.
13Second Letter to the President.
109Taxidermy.
14Milling in Pompeii.
110The Ways of Doctors.
15Broncho Sam.
111Absent Minded.
16How Evolution Evolves.
112Woman's Wonderful Influence.
17Hours With Great Men.
113Causes for Thanksgiving.
18Concerning Coroners.
114Farming in Maine.
19Down East Rum.
115Doosedly Dilatory.
20Railway Etiquette.
116Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger.
21B. Franklin, Deceased.
117Sixty Minutes in America.
22Life Insurance as a Health Restorer.
118Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss.
23The Opium Habit.
119Somnambulism and Crime.
24More Paternal Correspondence.
120Modern Architecture.
25Twombley's Tale.
121Letter to a Communist.
26On Cyclones.
122The Warrior's Oration.
27The Arabian Language.
123The Holy Terror.
28Verona.
124Boston Common and Environs.
29A Great Upheaval.
125Drunk in a Plug Hat.
30The Weeping Woman.
126Spring.
31The Crops.
127The Duke of Rawhide.
32Literary Freaks.
128Etiquette at Hotels.
33A Father's Advice to His Son.
129Fifteen Years Apart.
34Eccentricity in Lunch.
130Dessicated Mule.
35Insomnia in Domestic Animals.
131Time's Changes.
36Along Lake Superior.
132Letter From New York.
37I Tried Milling.
133Crowns and Crowned Heads.
38Our Forefathers.
134My Physician.
39In Acknowledgement.
135All About Oratory.
40Preventing a Scandal.
136Strabusmus and Justice.
41About Portraits.
137A Spencerian Ass.
42The Old South.
138Anecdotes of Justice.
43Knights of the Pen.
139The Chinese God.
44The Wild Cow.
140A Great Spiritualist.
45Spinal Meningitis.
141General Sheridan's Horse.
46Skimming the Milky Way.
142A Circular.
47A Thrilling Experience.
143The Photograph Habit.
48Catching a Buffalo.
144Rosalinde.
49John Adams.
145The Church Debt.
50The Wail Of A Wife.
146A Collection of Keys.
51Bunker Hill.
147Extracts from a Queen's Diary.
52A Lumber Camp.
148Shorts.
53My Lecture Abroad.
149“We.”
54The Miner at Home.
150A Mountain Snowstorm.
55An Operatic Entertainment.
151Lost Money.
56Dogs and Dog Days.
152Dr. Dizart's Dog.
57Christopher Columbus.
153Chinese Justice.
58Accepting the Laramie Postoffice.
154Answers to Correspondents.
59A Journalistic Tenderfoot.
155Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-brac.
60The Amateur Carpenter.
156A Convention.
61The Average Hen.
157Come Back.
62Woodtick William's Story.
158A New Play.
63In Washington.
159The Silver Dollar.
64My Experience as an Agriculturist.
160Polygamy as a Religious Duty.
65A New Autograph Album.
161The Newspaper.
66A Resign.
162Wrestling with the Mazy.
67My Mine.
163Anecdotes of the Stage.
68Mush and Melody.
164George the Third.
69The Blase Young Man.
165The Cell Nest.
70History of Babylon.
166Parental Advice.
71Lovely Horrors.
167Early Day Justice.{2}
72The Bite of a Mad Dog.
168The Indian Orator.
73Arnold Winkelreid.
169You Heah Me, Sah!
74Murray and the Mormons.
170Plato.
75About Geology.
171The Expensive Word.
76A Wallula Night.
172Petticoats at the Polls.
77Flying Machines.
173The Sedentary Hen.
78Asking for a Pass.
174A Bright Future for Pugilism.
79Words About Washington.
175The Snake Indian.
80The Board of Trade.
176Roller Skating.
81The Cow-Boy.
177No More Frontier.
82Stirring Incidents at a Fire.
178A Letter of Regrets.
83The Little Barefoot Boy.
179Venice.
84Favored a Higher Fine.
180She Kind of Coaxed Him.
85“I Spy.”
181Answering an Invitation.
86Mark Anthony.
182Street Cars and Curiosities.
87Man Overbored.
183The Poor Blind Pig.
88“Done It A-Purpose.”
184Daniel Webster.
89Picnic Incidents.
185Two Ways of Telling It.
90Nero.
186All About Menials.
91Squaw Jim.
187A Powerful Speech.
92Squaw Jim's Religion.
188A Goat in a Frame.
93One Kind of Fool.
189To a Married Man.
94John Adams' Diary.
190To an Embryo Poet.
95John Adams' Diary.
191Eccentricities of Genius.
96John Adams' Diary
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