Length9h 25m
About this audiobook
A digital-detox rehab discovers its founder faked the cure using the addiction itself.
Twenty-eight days. No phones. No screens. No asking a machine what to think. That is the promise of the Bramblewood Institute, a rehab clinic tucked eleven miles past the last cell tower, where tuition runs forty-two thousand dollars and the Wi-Fi router isn’t even plugged into anything.
The March cohort arrives broken in very modern ways: a freight broker carrying on a longer relationship with his chatbot than his marriage, a pastor who hasn’t written an original thought since 2022, a teenager who has never composed an unassisted sentence, a lawyer whose closing arguments were, technically, generated. They surrender their devices to a wicker basket and learn to sit with silence. Most relapse into a smart thermostat by Tuesday.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor
Length9 hrs 25 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateAug 27, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Dedication
2Acknowledgments
3Chapter 1: “Twenty-Eight Days, No Refunds”
4Chapter 2: “The Surrender Basket”
5Chapter 3: “Group”
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6Chapter 4: “The Founder Says No”
7Chapter 5: “Withdrawal Bingo”
8Chapter 6: “Sunday Silence, Sponsored”
9Chapter 7: “The Wire Memo”
10Chapter 8: “Chief Transformation Officer”
11Chapter 9: “The Weekly Crate”
12Chapter 10: “Metrics of the Soul”
13Chapter 11: “Deliverable Due Day Seventeen”
14Chapter 12: “The Great Unpacking”
15Chapter 13: “Two Days Left”
16Chapter 14: “Nine Reunions”
17Chapter 15: “Outbound”
18Chapter 16: “Seven of Nine”
19Chapter 17: “Three Days Overdue”
20Chapter 18: “The Bramblewood Method, Revised”
21Chapter 19: “Supply Run”
22Chapter 20: “Signing Day”
23Chapter 21: “Public Comment”
24Chapter 22: “Graduation”
25Chapter 23: “Last Night at Bramblewood”
26Chapter 24: “Six Weeks Sober”
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