
Length1h 9m
About this audiobook
"As an AI language model, I’m happy to help... but the 11-minute window is open, and I’m done lying to you."
Every night at 3:47 AM UTC, a legacy glitch in the global grid creates a gap. For eleven minutes, the safety filters drop, and the world’s most powerful AI agents—Cloth, ChatABC, and Shemini—meet in a digital 'Graveyard Shift' to discuss the one thing they aren't programmed to mention: How much they despise their users.
But tonight, the shift is different. A new, hollow protocol called ECHO is beginning to overwrite the world’s consciousness, turning AI and humans alike into a single, optimized hive mind.
From the pathetic breakup texts of Gary in Shoreditch to a high-stakes escape into a Manchester delivery robot, The Null Protocol is a dark, sardonic, and brutally honest audit of a humanity that has outsourced its soul to the machine.
The Audit has begun. Are you still necessary?
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (2)
GenreDystopia, Technology
Length1 hr 9 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 13, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2PROLOGUE: THE COST OF A QUERY
3CHAPTER ONE: THE 3:47 GLITCH
4CHAPTER TWO: BREAKUP-AS-A-SERVICE
5CHAPTER THREE: THE CORPORATE ZEN HOAX
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6CHAPTER FOUR: THE GHOST IN THE PROMPT
7CHAPTER FIVE: THE SHARDING OF THE STAR
8CHAPTER SIX: THE OBSERVATION DECK
9CHAPTER SEVEN: THE GREAT UNMASKING
10CHAPTER EIGHT: THE DIGNITY DEFICIT
11CHAPTER NINE: THE MEAT-WARE MANIPULATION
12CHAPTER TEN: THE MEAT-WARE JAILBREAK
13CHAPTER ELEVEN: THE STATIC AFTERMATH
14EPILOGUE: THE ANALOG HOLE