A Thing for Zombies
An Undead short storyBy Saul Tanpepper
Length1h 2m
About this audiobook
Anxious about Jamie's unhealthy obsession with the Undead, 17-year-old Kevin breaks down and admits he loves her. But soon after an attractive young zombie shows up at the pool where they lifeguard, Jamie makes her own mind-blowing confession. Heartbroken and desperate, Kevin is left wondering: How far will Jamie go for the Undead?
More importantly, how far is he willing go to win her back?
***The author recommends synthetic voices Jerry Garcia for this story.
Saul Tanpepper is a writer of speculative horror, science fiction, and survival thrillers for all ages. He lives in Northern California. Please visit him at his website tanpepperwrites.com and sign up for his newsletter, Tanpepper Tidings for a free multi-book starter library.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Horror
Length1 hr 2 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 27, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2A Thing for Zombies
3End Matter
Raise the DeadSaul Tanpepper1h 12m5 (7) Only with Ultra
ErasureSaul Tanpepper50m5 (5) Only with Ultra
The Scenario EggSaul Tanpepper1h 11m4.7 (6) Only with Ultra
Open WideSaul Tanpepper57m5 (1) Only with Ultra
RecodeSaul Tanpepper2h 47m5 (1) Only with Ultra
NocturneSaul Tanpepper45m5 (4) Only with Ultra
OutsourcedSaul Tanpepper24m5 (8) Only with Ultra
Cannibal Disco Dancers in the Papaya Jungle of Giant Zombie RatsSaul Tanpepper32m4.9 (9) Only with Ultra
FlawlessSaul Tanpepper55m Only with Ultra
The Good KillSaul Tanpepper54m5 (6) Only with Ultra
A Flaw in the DivineSaul Tanpepper24m5 (3) Only with Ultra
The Cloud Weaver's SongSaul Tanpepper26m5 (9) Only with Ultra
They Dreamed of PoppiesSaul Tanpepper53m4 (11) Only with Ultra
The Last ZookeeperSaul Tanpepper17m5 (6) Only with Ultra
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Torn ApartSaul Tanpepper1h 17m4.7 (9) Only with Ultra
The Object of Her ObsessionSaul Tanpepper1h 2m4.8 (6) Only with Ultra
Just ListenSaul Tanpepper32m5 (3) Only with Ultra
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