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Return to the Motherfreaking Fun Factory
By Neil KleidNarrated by Sean Patrick Hopkins, Joe Hempel, Elisabeth AshbyLength6h
About this audiobook
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory meets IT in award-winning author Neil Kleid’s latest horror sensation.
Ten years ago, five children were lured into the dark machinations of a twisted, whimsical toymaker, forced to compete for a grand prize—all the toys they could ever dream of—and, as happened, their lives.
Today four of those kids—now morally ambiguous young adults—seek revenge on the insane man who terrorized them, and once again find themselves trapped inside his factory of horrors, all while attempting to save the fifth member of their group, who “won” the contest … but was left behind.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★ 3.1 (13)
Includes Goodreads
GenreHorror, Mystery and Thriller
Length6 hrs
Narrated bySean Patrick Hopkins, Joe Hempel, Elisabeth Ashby
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateOct 6, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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