Length2h 39m
About this audiobook
Excerpt: ""This book is intended for all those other "Langzeit Ausländer" like me, who find themselves here in Germany and still can't seem to get a grip on what's going on around them. Life here is sometimes fascinating, eerie, unnerving and unbelievably funny. If you're thinking of moving to Germany, or have just arrived, you'll find this a handy little guide to familiarize yourself with what's to come. These are my personal stories of life in this strange land, which I started in March of 2006 as a blog. Some are commentaries of the time, others timeless commentaries."
Audiobook details
GenreBiography and Memoir, Humor
Length2 hrs 39 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 3, 2024
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Dedication
32German Deaths
2Introduction
33How I Came to Love Germany
3Those Wacky Ways
34Anniversary of September 11th
4Golf Orphans
35Priest Disguise for the East
5Did You See It Too? Tiger Woods
36Germany in the 30’s and 40’s
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6Talk to a Foreigner!
37Tis the Season to be Frantic
7Eggs
38Don’t Go East Young Man
8German Leidkultur1
39Get Thin in 8 Hours
9Eggs – the True Story
40Stranger in a Strange Thailand
10Is Shopping a Sin?
41Playing the German Game on Holiday
11Is Asking if Shopping is a Sin a Sin?
42Why Germans Rarely Move
12Retraining Prostitutes
43Today I Saved a Life
13Private Pope Audience
44Thank God for the Crisis
14Misnomer – or Life is Hard and Then You Die
45Famous Secret Asians
15Visit to a Farm
46Living With(out) Swine Flu –11
16Medical (Bene)Fits
47Hot Spots
17I Wonder
48Germans Unite! Stop Immigrant Problem Within 5 Years.
18It’s a Dog’s Life
49Why Foreigners Can't Speak German
19Radical About Ageism
50Why Foreigners Can't Speak German
20Soccer Checklist for Citizens
51Good Things Still Happen
21Is There Hope For Integration?
52My Hero Axel Hacke
22Swedes Rule!
53UPS! What Was in the Package?
23Zidane – the (2nd most) Sexiest Man Alive
54Stranger Returns – Part 1
24How I Became a Soccer Fan in 7 Easy Steps
55Public Poop Police Patrol for Peace
25Thanks for Understanding
56Open Your Heart, Open Your Home
26Go Zinadine
57My Fly “Why?”
27Boo Hoo, Poor Zisou
58Why? Murdered
28Dining German Style
59Hier Wird Deutsch Gesprochen
29Eggs – a Deathly Serious Subject
60Stranger in an Even Stranger Land
30Knowledge is a Fantasy
61Afterword
31More Egg Facts
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