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The Man Who Tried to Impress Aristotle
On Becoming a Proper SubstanceBy Otto HandleyNarrated by Barry ParkLength2h 16m
About this audiobook
Edgar Blunt is an ordinary man who discovers an annotated anthology of philosophy and becomes obsessed with achieving Aristotelian virtue through rigid, literal interpretations of concepts like potentiality and the Golden Mean. Edgar’s attempts to mathematically calibrate his friendships, diet, and even his sock drawer lead to social isolation and personal paralysis. Through a series of domestic failures, Edgar eventually learns that true flourishing (eudaimonia) cannot be achieved through performance or strict calculation. The narrative suggests that wisdom is found in the messy, unobserved habits of daily existence rather than the obsessive pursuit of abstract perfection. The ultimate conclusion is that philosophy serves as a tool for living rather than a checklist for moral validation.
Audiobook details
GenreFantasy, General Fiction, Humor
Length2 hrs 16 mins
Narrated byBarry Park
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateMar 10, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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