Forgettable Jokes for Older Folks
Jokes You Wish You Could Remember about Things You Thought You'd Never ForgetBy Martha Bolton
Length2h
About this audiobook
Laugh all the way to your next birthday… and beyond!
We all age, despite some of our best efforts, but any day above ground is a good day. Why not have a little fun? From well-known comedy writer Martha Bolton comes a refreshing book of jokes for older folks.
Topics for laughter include:
senior foibles
doctor visits
grandchildren antics
travel
technology troubles
the good ol' days
...and many more!
Go on, laugh a little! Use this book to unwind, share it with your friends, and smile your way to a brighter outlook on life. After all, a few more laugh lines can't hurt!
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 3.9 (91)
Includes Amazon, Goodreads
GenreSpirituality and Religion, Humor
Length2 hrs
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateDec 4, 2018
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2Dedication
3What’s Funny?
4I. It’s Not Over Yet
5Keeping Up Appearances: Facial and Bodily Changes, Fashion Tips, and More
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6“Gravity” (To the Tune of “Yesterday”)
7Movies for Seniors
8More Facial and Bodily Changes, Fashion Tips, and More
9The Look of Films to Come
10Happy Birthday
11Sayings for Senior T-shirts
12Senior Definitions
13Ideal Recliner Attachments
14Suggested Memoir Title
15Exercising Your Prerogative
16Do the Math
17Thou Art What Thou Snacketh Upon
18“The Raven-ing”
19The Five People You Meet…in a Buffet Line
2012-Step Program for Buffet Addicts
21Middle Age Fashion Faux Pas
22Social Security, Retirement, Part Time Jobs…or Where’d All the Money Go?
23Comebacks for Seniors
24Ten Commandments for Aging
25On the Road Again: Driving, Flying, Cruising, RVs, and More
26An Open Letter to Drivers Who Tailgate Us
27It Might Be Time to Give up Your Driver’s License If …
28Bumper Stickers for Seniors
29Flying
30In-Flight Announcements You’d Rather Not Hear …
31Cruising
32You Know You’re at a Cheap Hotel When …
33Grumpy Old Men and Women on Vacation
34More Senior Movies
35Ode to RVs
36No One’s Perfect
37Hey, Doc!
38You Know You’ve Joined a Cheap HMO When …
39In-Office Surgical Procedures
40Medical Definitions
41II. You Gotta Laugh
42Men Versus Women
43Woman Getting a Ticket
44Bob Hope on Golfing with Presidents
45Sports
46How’s the Weather?
47Birthday Party Games for the Over 50 Crowd
48Did You Know …
49Menopause
50Times Are A-Changing
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