Forgettable Jokes for Older Folks
Jokes You Wish You Could Remember about Things You Thought You'd Never ForgetBy Martha Bolton
Length2h
About this audiobook
Laugh all the way to your next birthday… and beyond!
We all age, despite some of our best efforts, but any day above ground is a good day. Why not have a little fun? From well-known comedy writer Martha Bolton comes a refreshing book of jokes for older folks.
Topics for laughter include:
senior foibles
doctor visits
grandchildren antics
travel
technology troubles
the good ol' days
...and many more!
Go on, laugh a little! Use this book to unwind, share it with your friends, and smile your way to a brighter outlook on life. After all, a few more laugh lines can't hurt!
Audiobook details
GenreSpirituality and Religion, Humor
Length2 hrs
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateDec 4, 2018
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
46How’s the Weather?
2Dedication
47Birthday Party Games for the Over 50 Crowd
3What’s Funny?
48Did You Know …
4I. It’s Not Over Yet
49Menopause
5Keeping Up Appearances: Facial and Bodily Changes, Fashion Tips, and More
50Times Are A-Changing
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6“Gravity” (To the Tune of “Yesterday”)
51In the News
7Movies for Seniors
52California and Earthquakes
8More Facial and Bodily Changes, Fashion Tips, and More
53Possessions and Fashion
9The Look of Films to Come
54Crime
10Happy Birthday
55Tax Cuts
11Sayings for Senior T-shirts
56Tax Hikes
12Senior Definitions
57Romance, Love, and Marriage
13Ideal Recliner Attachments
58Comedy Great Bob Hope
14Suggested Memoir Title
59Watching the Grandchildren
15Exercising Your Prerogative
60A Joke’s Journey
16Do the Math
61Bob Hope’s Cue Cards
17Thou Art What Thou Snacketh Upon
62Comedian Phyllis Diller
18“The Raven-ing”
63Slow Down
19The Five People You Meet…in a Buffet Line
64Body Language Explained
2012-Step Program for Buffet Addicts
65III. Hang On—The Best Is Yet To Come!
21Middle Age Fashion Faux Pas
66Did You Know?
22Social Security, Retirement, Part Time Jobs…or Where’d All the Money Go?
67It’s Not Over Till It’s Over
23Comebacks for Seniors
68Longevity of Comics
24Ten Commandments for Aging
69Attitude Changers
25On the Road Again: Driving, Flying, Cruising, RVs, and More
70Scripturally Sound
26An Open Letter to Drivers Who Tailgate Us
71The Senior Soapbox
27It Might Be Time to Give up Your Driver’s License If …
72The Advantages to Hiring Seniors
28Bumper Stickers for Seniors
73Emailed Obituary
29Flying
74And the Beat Goes On …
30In-Flight Announcements You’d Rather Not Hear …
75Advantages to Aging
31Cruising
76Senior Techy Terms
32You Know You’re at a Cheap Hotel When …
77Computer Signs for Seniors
33Grumpy Old Men and Women on Vacation
78Politics
34More Senior Movies
79Bob Hope on Washington
35Ode to RVs
80Bob Hope Introducing Then President George H. W. Bush at a Fundraising Dinner
36No One’s Perfect
81Bob Hope on Diets
37Hey, Doc!
82Bob Hope on Air Travel
38You Know You’ve Joined a Cheap HMO When …
83Bob Hope on Desert Storm
39In-Office Surgical Procedures
84Bob Hope on California Earthquakes
40Medical Definitions
85Senior Definitions
41II. You Gotta Laugh
86Broadway for Seniors
42Men Versus Women
87Phrases We Don’t Hear Anymore
43Woman Getting a Ticket
88Facing Life with Laughter
44Bob Hope on Golfing with Presidents
89And Speaking of Exits, Bob Hope May Have Made the Best One …
45Sports
90About the Author
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