Lenny Collard writes dark corporate fantasy about systems that shouldn’t be alive and people who’d rather not lead revolutions. Fascinated by bureaucracy, pattern recognition, and the quiet horror of modern office life, he explores what happens when compliance becomes metaphysical.
He has reportedly tamed Bigfoot, won one of Cthulhu’s tentacles in a high-stakes poker game, and now serves as a field operative for an undisclosed international organization tasked with tracking and neutralizing suspicious historical duplicates. This is either metaphorical or legally classified.
