The Worst Secret Santa Ever
A quiet love story buried under twelve days of chaos.By Stephen D Stanley
Length1h 42m
About this audiobook
Twelve days. Twelve catastrophes. One man whose Secret Santa idea goes spectacularly wrong.
Stephen only wanted to surprise Jane with something thoughtful. Something festive. Something small.
Instead, he accidentally creates the greatest Christmas disaster in village history.
Warm, funny, and gently emotional, The Worst Secret Santa Ever is a modern, character-driven twist on the Twelve Days of Christmas — a cosy festive novella about love, overthinking, ridiculous grand gestures, and the quiet moments we forget to notice.
Perfect for fans of romantic holiday fiction, gentle humour, and feel-good stories with heart.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor
Length1 hr 42 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 15, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
11. A Partridge in a Pear Tree
88. Eight Maids-a-milking
22. Two Turtle Doves
99. Nine ladies dancing
33. Three French Hens
1010. Ten Lords-a-leaping
44. Four Calling Birds
1111. Eleven pipers piping
55. Five Gold Rings
1212. Twelve drummers drumming
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66. Six Geese-a-laying
1313. Epilogue – Keeping
77. Seven Swans-a-swimming
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