Length2h 20m
About this audiobook
Are you ready to remove the wool from your eyes?
In a sheep-eat-sheep world, this satirical, surreal and emotional collection critiques modern society.
Audiobook details
GenreLiterary Classics, Poetry
Length2 hrs 20 mins
Narrated byDuke Al
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateOct 22, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Front Matter
26Journal Entry: Superpower
2Note from the author
27Hoof Technology 2: Tools
3Imagine we trade bodies with sheep
28Baa-bers Shear 2
4Hoof Technology 1: Handy Hooves
29Formal Rap Battle: The Wolves vs The Sheep Dogs
5Journal Entry: Lonely
30Turn a Blind Eye
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6Shelly
31Treasure Island
7The New Sheek
32News Report: 'Lamb Shanked'
8The Barbecue
33Journal Entry: Wales vs England
9Journal Entry: The Lost Human
34Journal Entry: The Grand Canyon
10Hooked
35Auction
11Lifts, Gifts and Shifts
36Buyer
12Baa-bers Shear 1
37Little Lamb
13Journal Entry: Barbells, Bars and Baars
38Baa-bers Shear 3
14Saints and Sinners
39Shell
15The Face of a False Shepherd
40Upset
16The Grand Concert
41Distraction Part 1
17Hypocrite
42Oliver
18Hysteria
43Charles
19Strings
44Daniel
20Gabby
45Journal Entry: Journey Across the Sahara Desert
21Body Fast
46News Report: 'Snow Angels'
22Journal Entry: Infinite Versions
47Journal Entry: Invincible
23Barista
48Bar
24Sheepane
49Journal Entry: The Last of Us
25The Farm
50Distraction Part 2
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