The Simple Life of the Emperor of Time, Volume Two
An Overpowered Salaryman's Cultivation ComedyBy Di Shi
Length6h 1m
About this audiobook
Wang Wei finally has a house of his own at the end of Pauper's Lane, with a front door that politely turns away anyone who has no appointment. All he wants now is a quiet cup of tea.
Then the goat-herd boy's grandmother ages ten years in a single night. Most of the old folks in the lane have been drinking a wandering doctor's free long-life tea. It costs nothing. You only have to say one word first: willing.
So Wang Wei sets off to fix the problem at the source, an abandoned house behind town. By midnight, a sect disciple, a suspicious constable, an assassin, a young master turned old man and watchers from five sects have all followed him there.
Eighteen years in an office taught him only one way to handle a crowd.
Everyone takes a number.
Audiobook details
GenreFantasy, Humor
Length6 hrs 1 min
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 14, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Please Take a Number
2Chapter 11: We Apologize for the Inconvenience
3Chapter 12: Queue-Jumpers Are Worse Than Men With Knives
4Chapter 13: No Number Needed for the Shopkeeper. Please Wait in the Shop
5Chapter 14: Discounts Accepted, Freebies Declined
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6Chapter 15: Even Knives Have to Wait in Line
7Chapter 16: The Exit System Has a Bug
8Chapter 17: One More Look at the Paperwork. Your Turn in the Queue Hasn't Come Yet
9Chapter 18: The Credit Goes to Everyone but the One Who Did the Work
10Chapter 19: Suspect Number One: One Man in Gray, One Orange Cat, Zero Evidence
11Chapter 20: I Wrote Something on a Page Somewhere, but I Can't Remember Which Book
12Chapter 19.5: Side Story: The Qian Family's Cook
13How to Say the Names
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