The Simple Life of the Emperor of Time, Volume One
An Overpowered Salaryman's Cultivation ComedyBy Di Shi
Length5h 9m
About this audiobook
Wang Wei was the third Wang Wei at his company, and the last one anyone remembered. For eighteen years he fixed the system nobody else could read, made his boss's victory slides, and saved for a house on a mountain. Then he died on a crosswalk, holding a can of salmon cat food.
That was when his orange cat, Bug, started talking.
One unread contract clause later, he is falling out of a cultivation world's sky in a body that will stay eighteen forever, with a power no measuring stone can read. Everyone assumes he's a mortal. He'd like to keep it that way.
All he wants is a mountain house, good tea, and no meetings. Unfortunately, everything he does looks profound.
Audiobook details
GenreFantasy, Humor
Length5 hrs 9 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 9, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Before the Meeting Starts
2Chapter 1: At Least I Get to Skip Tomorrow's Morning Meeting
3Chapter 2: This Stone Must Have a Bug
4Chapter 3: No Meeting Is Too Long for a Bathroom Break
5Chapter 4: A Faucet With Two Settings: Off and Full Blast
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6Chapter 5: The Faucet Finally Gets a Number Field
7Chapter 6: Even a Goat-Herd Boy Counts Better
8Chapter 7: The First House and the Roof on Tiptoe
9Chapter 8: The Next Available Slot Is the Third of Next Month
10Chapter 9: One Blade of Grass and a Three-Line Command
11Chapter 10: The Presentation I Rehearsed and Never Gave
12How to Say the Names
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