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The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook
A Hot-Mess Guide for Women in Perimenopause, Menopause, and Beyond Who Are Over ItBy Melani SandersNarrated by Melani SandersLength4h 16m
About this audiobook
New York Times Bestseller NARRATED BY THE AUTHOR
Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express with Melani Sanders, founding member of the We Do Not Care Club, as she narrates her hilarious and empowering guide to navigating perimenopause, menopause, and postmenopause with unapologetic humor and solidarity. Welcome to the club! We. Do. Not. Care.
Do you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 a.m., overstimulated, mad at anything breathing, and ready to put the world on notice?
Do you forget the words you are saying as you are saying them?
If you have a she-shed and no longer care about clothes that fit or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club—the We Do Not Care Club (WDNC). You’re now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the biggest hormonal party in town.
This club is for all of our Sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and postmenopause who are over it. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about today:
Shaving our legs. That's on our summer bucket list. Winter is here.
Plucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you.
Wearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on.
Wearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes.
Being on time. Be happy that I showed up -- I don't even want to be here.
Cancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway.
If you're cold. Don't even think about touching that thermostat.
*partial and incomplete
Melani Sanders, founding member of the WDNC, is here to tell you that it’s okay not to care. You’re not alone. This book is your life raft. Let’s hold on for dear life—and get through this together.
Audiobook details
GenreHealth and Wellness, Humor, Self-Help
Length4 hrs 16 mins
Narrated byMelani Sanders
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateJan 13, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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