The Easter Manifesto
A satirical tale about power, politics, and caring about the future.By Elliott T. Saywer
Length56m
About this audiobook
The Easter Bunny decides the world is falling apart—climate crisis, wars, AI chaos—so he invites the world's most powerful leaders to a conference in the middle of nowhere.
Trump arrives expecting to dominate. Putin channels Stalin, fresh from invading Ukraine. Xi Jinping watches with calculated patience. Friedrich Merz desperately holds Europe together. Greta Thunberg is done with all of them. Also attending: King Charles, the Pope, the Dalai Lama, and Santa Claus (who knows who was naughty—spoiler: almost everyone).
What starts as an attempt to save the planet becomes heated debates: Should capitalism end? Does international law matter? Will Putin leave Ukraine? Between war crime accusations and uncomfortable truths, Taylor Swift performs a halftime concert.
Can a fluffy bunny and frustrated activist convince stubborn leaders to do something good?
Against all odds, they draft "The Easter Manifesto for 2026." Ten measures to save humanity. If anyone follows through.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Fairy Tales and Folklore
Length56 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJan 9, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1THE MISSION BEGINS
4HALFTIME AND HOPE
2GATHERING THE POWERS
5AGAINST ALL ODDS
3WHEN LEADERS COLLIDE
6The Easter Manifesto
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