A slightly different Christmas Story...
Ancient legends face modern problems in this chaotic race to Bethlehem.By Elliott T. Saywer
Length1h
About this audiobook
The year is December 2019, and the Three Kings are once again on their way to Bethlehem to greet the Newborn King. However, the journey is far more complicated than the one they took two thousand years ago. Hopelessly overstrained by the dizzying innovations and novelties of the 21st century, the Magi find themselves struggling to navigate the modern world.
In a desperate bid to make it to Bethlehem in time, they decide to join forces with Santa Claus and his trusted companion, Rudolph. But this new alliance faces a comical set of hurdles. Even Santa Claus proves to be out of his depth, as he must still get used to the frustrations of today's travel: navigating gigantic airports, figuring out Uber, arguing with talking smartphones, and battling through all the smog. This story offers a humorous look at what happens when legendary figures collide with modern convenience.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Fairy Tales and Folklore
Length1 hr
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateDec 9, 2019
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Meeting Santa
7On the road again..
2Where are we?
8Uber
3Encounter in Central Park
9A history lesson
4Modern Times
10Reunion
5Where’s Rudolph?
11Surprise, Surprise
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6Lost
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