Audio only
Length43m
About this audiobook
Getting two rowdy undergraduate twins out of London should be a simple matter of logistics. But when the twins in question are Claude and Eustace, departure becomes a high art form of creative procrastination.
In
The Delayed Exit of Claude and Eustace, family duty comes knocking on Bertie Wooster's door in its most terrifying shape: Aunt Agatha. Charged with the harrowing task of shepherding his chaotic cousins onto a boat to South Africa, Bertie suddenly finds himself running a highly dysfunctional transit camp. The twins, possessing an infinite capacity for distraction and zero desire to leave the capital, turn a straightforward deadline into a beautifully orchestrated social circus. Every attempt to move these young gentlemen toward the train station only sucks Bertie deeper into a whirlpool of polite delays. Fortunately, Jeeves remains in the background, treating the entire crisis not as an emergency, but as a problem in neat rearrangement.
This is a masterclass in the comedy of absolute inertia. You don't listen to see if they leave; you listen to enjoy the glorious, agonizing spectacle of them staying.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Literary Classics
Length43 mins
Narrated byShawna Wolf
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateMay 21, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1The Delayed Exit of Claude and Eustace - Intro
2The Delayed Exit of Claude and Eustace
3The Delayed Exit of Claude and Eustace - Outro
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