Length47m
About this audiobook
Dealing with the romantic impulses of Bingo Little is usually where sanity ends and Bertie Wooster's wardrobe begins to suffer.
In
The Metropolitan Touch, clueless high-society confidence collides head-on with the stubborn realities of a country parish. The panic arrives via a frantic cry for help from Bingo, who has fallen in love with a lady of a dangerously serious nature. Desperate to impress her, he decides to unleash his so-called city sophistication on the local countryside, dragging Bertie along as a highly reluctant accomplice. What follows is a brilliant game of romantic chess where every player thinks they are a grandmaster, yet no one has any idea where the pieces actually are.
You don't listen to this story for the adrenaline; you listen for the flawless deadpan delivery and the crisp, snobbish charm of the narrative. It is sharp, wonderfully atmospheric, and deliciously doomed from the very first sentence.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Literary Classics
Length47 mins
Narrated byShawna Wolf
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateMay 21, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1The Metropolitan Touch-Intro
2The Metropolitan Touch
3The Metropolitan Touch-Outro
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