THE BIBiLE COMPLETE
Basic Ideological Belief in Life Everlasting ( the i is silent )By A.jay
Length24h 15m
About this audiobook
What follows is the entire Old Testament as seen from the administrative layer: the Garden, the prophets, the exile, the four slightly incompatible Gospels, the Apocalypse, the report cards for the churches, and the final filing of every blank field that ever needed a name.
This is comic fiction. It is also a very long filing job. Then we have the Update The New Testament and the Gospel According to Gavin (compiled from Matt, Marc, Lou and Jon, with the administrative layer intact), the logistics disaster in Bethlehem, the three years that somehow changed the world, the cross, the empty tomb, the letters, the island, the pineapple, and the final sequence of seals, trumpets, bowls and report cards. There is only one BIBLE and this isnt it but it come a close second
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Other
Length24 hrs 15 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateAug 16, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1THE BIBiLE
2PART ONE — THE OLD TESTAMENT
3THE BIBiLE 1.0
4GENESIS
5In The Beginning
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6The Garden of Eden
7The Fall
8The Conversation
9The Fallout
10Cain and Abel
11Noah and the Flood
12GENESIS (continued)
13The Tower of Babel
14The Tower of Babel: The Telecom Glitch
15Abraham
16The Patriarchs: A Succession of Difficult Men
17Sodom
18Sodom and Soddit: A Case Study
19The Bet — Abraham and Isaac
20The Forfeit
21Isaac
22Isaac’s Debrief
23Lot
24Lot: A Welfare Report
25Jacob
26Jacob: The One Who Fought Back
27Joseph
28Interlude: The Beta Test (Joseph, Son of Jacob)
29Judah and Tamar
30EXODUS
31Four Hundred Years
32Four Hundred Years: The Long Wait
33The Plagues
34The Plague Sequence: A Professional Assessment
35The Plagues: A Management Perspective
36The Red Sea
37The Red Sea: The Bottleneck Crisis
38The Plague: An Email Chain
39LEVITICUS / NUMBERS / DEUTERONOMY
40The Terms of Service
41The Sabbath
42The Sabbath: A Compliance Overview
43The Golden Calf
44The Golden Calf: Aaron’s Project Management Failure
45The Meat Situation: Delivered In Full
46The Snake On A Stick
47Balaam and His Donkey
48JOSHUA / JUDGES
49RUTH: Two Women Who Didn’t Get Their Own Chapter But Should Have
50Two Women Who Didn’t Get Their Own Chapter But Should Have
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