1Introduction
9I.: HOW FATHER TOM WENT TO TAKE POT-LUCK AT THE VATICAN.
2BARNY O'REIRDON THE NAVIGATOR.
10II.: HOW FATHER TOM SACKED HIS HOLINESS IN THEOLOGY AND LOGIC.
3I.: OUTWARD BOUND.
11III.: HOW FATHER TOM MADE A HARE OF HIS HOLINESS IN LATIN.
4II.: HOMEWARD BOUND.
12IV.: HOW FATHER TOM AND HIS HOLINESS DISPUTED AT METAPHYSICS AND ALGEBRA.
5HADDAD-BEN-AHAB THE TRAVELLER.
13V.: THE REASON WHY FATHER TOM WAS NOT MADE A CARDINAL.