So You Brought a Scorpion Home... Now What?
The Complete Adult Guide to Owning, Loving, and Understanding Your Scorpio Companion (After Dark Edition)By Noir Knight
Length1h 8m
About this audiobook
Drop the deadbolt. Dim the lights. Pour something dark.
A Scorpio has slipped past your defenses and settled between your sheets. Maybe you love one. Maybe you married one. Maybe you are one, convinced you're simply misunderstood royalty.
This isn't a pastel astrology manual. It's an after-midnight field guide to the zodiac's darkest water: desire, devotion, jealousy, silence, and the suspicious way Scorpio treats “I'm fine” like an unsolved crime.
Meet the Scorpion, Serpent, Eagle, and Phoenix. Decode the silence. Learn why you never tap the glass, how Scorpio collides with all twelve signs, and when protection becomes poison.
Then the audit turns on Scorpio. Stop testing people. Holster the sting. Own your part. Rise from the ashes of your own armor.
Sharp, seductive, and wickedly funny, this is for anyone who loves a Scorpio, survived one, or sees one in the mirror.
Growing up didn't make us less dangerous. It made us harder to fool.
For mature audiences.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Romance
Length1 hr 8 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 19, 2021
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Opening Credits
2Introduction. A Note Before We Begin
3Chapter One. So You Brought a Scorpion Home
4Chapter Two. Please Identify Your Scorpio
5Chapter Three. Preparing the Habitat
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6Chapter Four. Feeding Your Scorpio
7Chapter Five. Do Not Tap the Glass
8Chapter Six. Scorpio Investigations, LLC
9Part Four. Introducing Your Scorpio to Other Species
10Chapter Seven. Aries Has Entered the Enclosure
11Chapter Eight. Taurus Has Entered the Enclosure
12Chapter Nine. Gemini Has Entered the Enclosure
13Chapter Ten. Cancer Has Entered the Enclosure
14Chapter Eleven. Leo Has Entered the Enclosure
15Chapter Twelve. Virgo Has Entered the Enclosure
16Chapter Thirteen. Libra Has Entered the Enclosure
17Chapter Fourteen. Scorpio Has Entered the Scorpio Enclosure
18Chapter Fifteen. Sagittarius Has Entered the Enclosure
19Chapter Sixteen. Capricorn Has Entered the Enclosure
20Chapter Seventeen. Aquarius Has Entered the Enclosure
21Chapter Eighteen. Pisces Has Entered the Enclosure
22The Compatibility Report
23Part Five. Troubleshooting Your Scorpio
24Chapter Nineteen. Your Scorpio Is Jealous
25Chapter Twenty. Your Scorpio Has Been Betrayed
26Chapter Twenty-one. Your Scorpio Says “I’m Fine”
27Part Six. Plot Twist, You Are the Scorpion
28Chapter Twenty-two. Scorpio, Stop Testing People
29Chapter Twenty-three. Scorpio, Not Everything Requires a Sting
30Chapter Twenty-four. Scorpio, You’re Not Always the Victim
31Part Seven. The Scorpio Evolution
32Chapter Twenty-five. The Scorpion and the Armor
33Chapter Twenty-six. Becoming the Eagle
34Chapter Twenty-seven. The Phoenix Has Entered the Room
35The Final Word
36The Official After-Hours Scorpio Care Instructions
37Closing Credits
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