Length5h 29m
About this audiobook
Fitness optional. Wine mandatory. No regrets.
Rachel Whitmore has spent fifteen years finding everyone’s socks and none of her dreams. The day she finally signs up for nursing school, she finds her own name forged on the deal her husband signed to bulldoze the neighborhood she loves.
Telling the truth could cost her family their home. Staying quiet would ruin her best friend.
Luckily, Rachel has backup: a restaurant mogul who can’t sit still, a barefoot mother of six who sells hair butter to cops, a glitter-dusted art student, a fearless ex-litigator, and two grandmothers who stare down politicians like a Cold War tribunal.
The moms are done being polite. Sharp, hilarious, and full of heart, Bad Moms Club is a love letter to the women who hold everything together, and the friends who remind them to finally choose themselves.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Romance
Length5 hrs 29 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateNov 3, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Chapter One: Interval Training With Chardonnay
2Chapter Two: The Roosevelt Acquisition
3Chapter Three: The Three-Million-Dollar Husband
4Chapter Four: Preventative Maintenance
5Chapter Five: The $1,100 Balloon Arch
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6Chapter Six: Sephora Casualties
7Chapter Seven: The Nightmare on 18th Street
8Chapter Eight: The Inciting Incident
9Chapter Nine: The Domestic Strike
10Chapter Ten: The Nursing Exam & The Domestic Collapse
11Chapter Eleven: The Restroom Summit
12Chapter Twelve: The Hearing on the Second Floor
13Chapter Thirteen: The Reclaimed Self
14Chapter Fourteen: Scrub Life and the Crockpot Catastrophe
15Chapter Fifteen: The Patricia Protocol
16Chapter Sixteen: The Lumpia Deposition
17Chapter Seventeen: The Unsponsored Fortieth
18Chapter Eighteen: The Senior Thesis and the Dentists of Eugene
19Chapter Nineteen: The International Baggage Allowance
20Chapter Twenty: Postcards from Florence and the Pinning Ceremony
21Epilogue: The Saturday Underground
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