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Retirement Gift for Teachers
101 Funny Things Only a Teacher Would Recognize, From the Copier to the Last Bell, With Pages for Colleagues to Sign: a Keepsake for a Favorite Teacher Who Is RetiringBy Imad Muratspahic
Length1h 4m
About this audiobook
Someone you know is about to hear the last bell for good. You have the card, and you have the cake order, and you have absolutely no idea what to give a person who has spent years laminating things. Here is a present that says what the card cannot: we saw all of it, and we loved it. Retirement Gift for Teachers: 101 Funny Things Only a Teacher Would Recognize is a short, warm, funny keepsake of 101 one-page entries about the world a teacher actually lives in: the bell schedule, the copier, the staff room fridge, sub plans written like small novels, the supply closet treasure hunt, fire drills, field trips, the grading pile, the questions only a student would ask, the open house and the conference with the tiny chairs. It laughs with the teacher, never at the school, the parents or the kids, and never at age or energy. It is a different thing from a retirement planning guide, a retirement activity list, a men's retirement rulebook or a devotional: a gift to read aloud at the party, pass around for signatures and keep on a shelf for years. Inside, you'll find: Wrap it, slip a pen into the cover and send it down the hallway before the party.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Other
Length1 hr 4 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 8, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Retirement Gift for Teachers
2Important Notice
3How to Give and Use This Book
4Chapter 1: Bells, Schedules and the Calendar
5Chapter 2: The Copier, the Staff Room and the People Who Run the Building
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6Chapter 3: Sub Plans and Other Works of Literature
7Chapter 4: Supplies, Bulletin Boards and a Classroom Made of Treasure
8Chapter 5: Fire Drills, Assemblies and Field Trips
9Chapter 6: Grading, Planning and the Red Pen
10Chapter 7: What Students Say
11Chapter 8: Parents, Conferences and Open House
12Chapter 9: Meetings, Training Days and the Initiative That Returns
13Chapter 10: Summers Off and Other Myths
14Chapter 11: Former Students and the Last Bell
15Signing Off: The Last Bell Has Rung
16Keepsake Page: Index, Messages and Memories
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