Length4h 9m
About this audiobook
**One family. One year. Twelve countries. And a dad who has never read the instructions.**
Doug Hollister has just been "restructured." So naturally, he's taking the whole family around the world.
His wife, Jen, wasn't consulted. Neither was the bank, the kids' school, or the couple now renting their house in Columbus, Ohio. But the plane tickets are non-refundable, Grandma Bev has packed twenty-three cans of soup, and the first stop is Delhi.
Within days, Doug has cried over a curry in front of a restaurant full of applauding waiters, become an internet sensation known as Spicy Dad, paid far too much for a carpet he didn't want, and turned a beeping money belt into a hit song at an 800-guest wedding. Bev is suddenly famous. Max has ridden the groom's horse. Madison has forty thousand new followers. And Jen has been adopted by five aunties who are absolutely certain she is too tired.
Then Doug gets lost. Really lost. In a city of more than twenty million people. With a dead phone.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, General Fiction
Length4 hrs 9 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 12, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Copyright
9Chapter Eight
2Chapter One
10Chapter Nine
3Chapter Two
11Chapter Ten
4Chapter Three
12Chapter Eleven
5Chapter Four
13Chapter Twelve
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6Chapter Five
14Thank You for Reading
7Chapter Six
15About The Author
8Chapter Seven
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