How to Survive Your Family Without Losing Your Mind
By JOY BLACKAMORE
Length1h 12m
About this audiobook
Max Benson thought hosting his eccentric family for the holidays would be a simple affair — until chaos, confusion, and Fluffy the goat turned his apartment into a full-blown circus. From flying casseroles and pickled disasters to an inflatable unicorn wreaking havoc, every moment is a hilarious test of patience and sanity. As Max navigates absurd games, culinary catastrophes, and endless family antics, he discovers that surviving the weekend requires a sense of humor… and maybe an industrial-sized mop. A laugh-out-loud comedy that proves family may be messy, unpredictable, and completely insane — but they’re impossible not to love.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★ 3.1 (9)
GenreHumor
Length1 hr 12 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 28, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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