How to Survive a Magical Marriage You Didn’t Ask For
A Cozy Fantasy Romcom with Binding Trials, Unexpected Feelings, and a Vault That Remembers EverythingBy Wynn Valentine
Length6h 36m
About this audiobook
Getting magically married to a grumpy spell-scribe wasn’t part of the plan. Unfortunately, neither was falling for him.
Familiar-for-hire Jinx Moss just wanted to pass her Ministry exam—not trigger an ancient magical contract. Now she’s accidentally bound to Thorne Blackmoor, the most insufferably by-the-book mage in the coven. To break the bond? They’ll have to complete a set of forgotten compatibility trials… together.
Thorne avoids emotional entanglements at all costs. So of course, he’s stuck with a glitter-shedding chaos familiar who talks to enchanted teapots. And the trials they’ve been assigned? They’re dangerous, outdated, and tied to a Vault that hasn’t opened in seventy years.
As the bond deepens and the magic gets messier, Jinx and Thorne must survive meddling house spirits, magical red tape, and each other. The biggest test? Admitting this accidental bond might be exactly what they need.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★ 3.2 (17)
Includes Goodreads
GenreFantasy, Romance
Length6 hrs 36 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 12, 2023
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
2Copyright
31. The Spark That Shouldn’t Be
42. Binding Clauses and Bureaucrats
53. House of Emotional Hazards
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64. Terms of Engagement
75. Compatibility Trial #1: A Spell Shared
86. Sparks and Silence
97. The Vault Whispers
108. Compatibility Trial #2: The Mirror Bond
119. Bramble’s Meddling Brunch
1210. The Dream Link
1311. Secrets in the Scroll Room
1412. Compatibility Trial #3: Echoes of Memory
1513. The Unfinished Vow
1614. The Apology
1715. Compatibility Trial #4: The Binding Flame
1816. The Saboteur Revealed
1917. Final Trial: The Vow Rewritten
2018. Magical Bureaucracy Melts Down
2119. The Vault’s Gift
2220. One Spell at a Time
23Epilogue – Tea for Two, and a Teapot War
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