Length3h 27m
About this audiobook
Leave a rating. Keep your life.
Tindra is humanizing the best she can.
When Sen won't come clean about his suspiciously “working” relationship with her perfect bookbabe nemesis, Tindra does what any emotionally stable literary obsessive would do: she uses AI to vibecode an anonymous hookup app.
No names. No faces. No direct communication. Five encounters. Five ratings.
She calls it Five Star Me.
Sen knows it's probably a trap. He's already hooked.
But anything less than five stars leaves an encounter stuck in ambiguity—and ambiguity attracts Anna K, LitHive's mysterious enforcer.
Behind the romance sits The Shop: an invisible publishing machine where books are inventory, identities are infrastructure, reviews manufacture consensus, and discovery is the real product.
A deeply unserious satire of AI, publishing, fake identities, real feelings, BookTok, and manufactured desire.
No dragons.
Too much Stefan Zweig.
One moose.
★★★★★
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, Humor
Length3 hrs 27 mins
Narrated byRecorded Track
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateAug 26, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
11Further Testing Required
2Dedication
12Control Group
3PRAISE FOR FIVE STAR ME
13The Wrong Customer
4Content Warnings
14Five Star Me
5Prologue
15Anna K
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6Get Paid for Your Opinion!
16Epilogue
7Confidential Onboarding Wiki
17Closing Credits
8The 'Shop'
18TEASER FOR FIVE STAR ME BOOK TWO
9The Ministry of Agriculture Breaks Up With Me
19Appendix
10The Honeytrap Algorithm
20About the Author
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