Length3h 30m
About this audiobook
Leave a rating. Keep your life.
Tindra is humanizing the best she can.
When Sen won't come clean about his suspiciously “working” relationship with her perfect bookbabe nemesis, Tindra does what any emotionally stable literary obsessive would do: she uses AI to vibecode an anonymous hookup app.
No names. No faces. No direct communication. Five encounters. Five ratings.
She calls it Five Star Me.
Sen knows it's probably a trap. He's already hooked.
But anything less than five stars leaves an encounter stuck in ambiguity—and ambiguity attracts Anna K, LitHive's mysterious enforcer.
Behind the romance sits The Shop: an invisible publishing machine where books are inventory, identities are infrastructure, reviews manufacture consensus, and discovery is the real product.
A deeply unserious satire of AI, publishing, fake identities, real feelings, BookTok, and manufactured desire.
No dragons.
Too much Stefan Zweig.
One moose.
★★★★★
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, Humor
Length3 hrs 30 mins
Narrated byRecorded Track
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateAug 26, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
11Control Group
2Dedication
12The Wrong Customer
3Content Warnings
13Five Star Me
4Prologue
14Anna K
5Due Diligence
15Epilogue
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6Get Paid for Your Opinion!
16Closing Credits
7The 'Shop'
17TEASER FOR FIVE STAR ME BOOK TWO
8The Ministry of Agriculture Breaks Up With Me
18Appendix
9The Honeytrap Algorithm
19About the Author
10Further Testing Required
20PRAISE FOR FIVE STAR ME
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