Eddie Donce:
And the Cursed Karaoke MachineBy James Recard
Length7h 21m
About this audiobook
What happens when the world's worst paranormal detective faces an apocalypse he's completely unqualified to prevent?
Detective Eddie Donce has the deductive skills of a goldfish and the survival instincts of a lemming wearing a "kick me" sign. He's investigated exactly one case in six months; a haunted attic that turned out to be dubstep music. His greatest talent? Pepper-spraying himself.
Joined by Brenda, a librarian with an overdue book that's actually a demonic middle-management manual, Eddie stumbles through a world where haunted houses have WiFi problems, possessed dolls need software updates, and ancient evils are just middle-management evils with better marketing.
For fans of What We Do in the Shadows, Christopher Moore, and Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, comes a horror comedy that gleefully demolishes every genre trope with the subtlety of a brick through a window.
Warning: Contains graphic stupidity, possessed smart homes, and one very confused Victorian ghost.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Horror
Length7 hrs 21 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 10, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Foreword
2Preface
3Chapter 1: The Case of the Suspiciously Normal Attic
4Chapter 2: The HOA Meeting from Hell (Literally)
5Chapter 3: Vampires, Vegans, and Vitamin Deficiencies
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6Chapter 4: The Werewolf Resources Department
7Chapter 5: Smart Home, Dumb Haunting
8Chapter 6: Conspiracy Theorists Run the Conspiracy
9Chapter 7: The Exorcism Went Too Well
10Chapter 8: The Karaoke Machine of the Apocalypse
11Chapter 9: Monster Union Strike
12Chapter 10: The Femme Fatale Was Just Returning a Library Book
13Chapter 11: The Ancient Evil's Performance Review
14Chapter 12: The Showdown That Solved Nothing
15Back Matter: Afterword
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