Badge of Dishonor
The Bumbling Chronicles of Detective Frank DisasterBy James Recard
Length5h 39m
About this audiobook
He’s new. He’s clueless. And somehow, he’s their best shot.
Meet Detective Frank Disaster: a walking calamity with a badge, a crooked tie, and an uncanny knack for stumbling into criminal takedowns. In this laugh-out-loud absurdist comedy, Frank, who graduated dead last from the police academy, somehow dismantles an international drug-smuggling ring involving circus elephants, rogue food trucks, and a mime cartel... all without meaning to.
Think The Naked Gun meets Brooklyn Nine-Nine in a caffeine-fueled fever dream of incompetent heroism.
Join Detective Disaster. Wreck everything. Accidentally save the day.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Mystery and Thriller
Length5 hrs 39 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateAug 9, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title
2Copyright
3Preface
4Chapter 1: The Academy Award for Worst Graduate
5Chapter 2: The Elephant in the Room (Literally)
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6Chapter 3: Food Truck Fiasco
7Chapter 4: Mime is Money
8Chapter 5: The Accountant Cometh
9Chapter 6: Cooking the Books (And Everything Else)
10Chapter 7: Ice Cream Social Distancing
11Chapter 8: Birthday Suit and Tie
12Chapter 9: Miniature Golf, Maximum Chaos
13Chapter 10: The Disaster Strikes Back
14Chapter 11: The Sting Operation (That Stings)
15Chapter 12: Disaster's Eleven
16Chapter 13: The Final Countdown (To Disaster)
17About the Author
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