1Introduction
12Myth 11: Slavery, Sole Sin of the Southern Founders
2Myth 1: George Washington's Wooden Teeth: The Father of a Nation... with a Woody Smile
13Myth 12: Paul Revere, Lone Hero of the Midnight Ride
3Myth 2: The Constitution on Hemp: The Founders, Pioneers of Legal Weed?
14Myth 13: Benjamin Franklin, Father of 80 Bastards
4Myth 3: Thomas Jefferson, Phantom Signer of the Constitution
15Myth 14: Jefferson and Sally Hemings: The Enslaved Love Affair
5Myth 4: Paul Revere and the Midnight Cry: "The British Are Coming!"
16Myth 15: Washington and Sally Fairfax: Forbidden Passion
6Myth 5: The Declaration Signed on July 4th: An Explosive Autograph Party
17Myth 16: Hamilton and Laurens: The Gay Love of Revolutionaries
7Myth 6: Turkey vs. Eagle: Franklin's Fumbled Avian Choice
18Myth 17: Founders, Devout Christians of a Pious Nation
8Myth 7: The Liberty Bell: Its Echo on July 4, 1776
19Myth 18: Washington and the Cherry Tree: The Little Honest Lie
9Myth 8: The Thirteen Original Colonies: An Exclusive, United Club
20Myth 19: Founders Anti-Party: The Non-Factional Ideal
10Myth 9: The United States, Cradle of Pure Democracy
21Myth 20: Sober Founders: Models of Temperance
11Myth 10: "All Men Created Equal": The Promise of Total Equality
