Audio only

So You're Going Bald!

By Julius SharpeNarrated by Julius Sharpe, Stephanie Escajeda
Length6h 38m

About this audiobook

Educational, uplifting, and thoroughly hilarious, this rollicking “bald memoir” is a one-stop guide to appreciating life as you lose your hair, and offers dating, grooming, marriage, sex, and even toupee advice for bald men and the people who claim to love them. Humorist and comedy television writer Julius Sharpe woke up on 9/11 to his own personal disaster: his hair was falling out. So You’re Going Bald is his hilarious odyssey—a tale filled with despair, horror, acceptance, and humor that everyone can relate to, whether you’re nineteen or approaching ninety—or are simply bald-curious. As Julius tells it, going bald is for-real traumatic. Losing his hair preoccupied his days and kept him up Googling every night for five straight years. He suffered in private, but now he’s making it his mission that no cue ball will live alone with the agony of hair loss ever again. Sharpe examines what it means to be hairless up top, and walks you through how to look at yourself in the mirror and not want to die. He outlines the three stages of baldness (anger, more anger, even more anger), and volunteers himself as a guinea pig, testing laser helmets, plugs, and toupees. So You’re Going Bald is one-part tough love and one-part inspiration . . . the same way that Fran Drescher’s Cancer Schmancer inspired a cure for schmancer. We all know someone who is bald, or going bald, or got their hair cut way too short. In So You’re Going Bald, Sharper provides an emotional roadmap for living life in the bald lane, giving voice to what it feels like to know that “grass doesn’t grow on a busy street.”

Audiobook details

Rating★★★★ 3.9 (39)
Includes Goodreads, Amazon
GenreHumor, Health and Wellness
Length6 hrs 38 mins
Narrated byJulius Sharpe, Stephanie Escajeda
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateApr 2, 2019
LanguageEnglish
Lost In TranslationAudrey Davis9h 15m4.4 (235)Free
This Is Going to HurtAdam Kay5h 47m4.4 (444.7K)$24 · $0.00
You Will Get Through This NightDaniel Howell6h 56m4.4 (11.8K)$24 · $0.00
Northanger Abbey (Annotated)Jane Austen10h 7m4.5 (1.6K)$2 · $0.00
My Dear HamiltonStephanie Dray, Laura Kamoie23h 7m4.4 (63.6K)$46 · $0.00
THE SCREWTAPE LETTERS & SCREWTAPE PROPOSES A TOAST (Annotated)C. S. Lewis5h 6m4.4 (471K)$2 · $0.00
BufferingHannah Hart5h 55m4.4 (12.4K)$24 · $0.00
The Office BFFsJenna Fischer, Angela Kinsey8h 26m4.3 (45.4K)$26 · $0.00
The Collected Stories of Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker8h 36m4.3 (13.6K)$1 · $0.00
LambChristopher Moore15h 22m4.3 (211.3K)$33 · $0.00
#IMomSoHardKristin Hensley, Jen Smedley7h 19m4.3 (7.3K)$24 · $0.00
Mixed PlateJo Koy8h 18m4.3 (7.1K)$26 · $0.00
Over the TopJonathan Van Ness5h 50m4.3 (87.3K)$24 · $0.00
It Never EndsTom Scharpling8h 53m4.4 (2.3K)$20 · $0.00
The Importance of Being EarnestOscar Wilde2h 31m4.3 (475.9K)$1.20 · $0.00
More Tales of the CityArmistead Maupin8h 23m4.3 (22.6K)$26 · $0.00
Joyful Recollections of TraumaPaul Scheer6h 38m4.3 (8.2K)$7 · $0.00
More Than a WomanCaitlin Moran9h 31m4.3 (16.8K)$29 · $0.00
FamesickLena Dunham11h 46m4.3 (49.7K)$29 · $0.00
Scandalous WomenGill Paul10h 46m4.4 (1.5K)$29 · $0.00
The Complete Herbal (Annotated)Nicholas Culpeper29h 8m4.5 (1.4K)$2 · $0.00
A Plague Upon Our HouseScott W. Atlas MD10h 37m4.5 (3.4K)$20 · $0.00
The Cancer CodeDr. Jason Fung10h 48m4.5 (5.3K)$29 · $0.00
The Gift of TherapyIrvin Yalom7h 39m4.5 (38.8K)$26 · $0.00
EarlySarah DiGregorio9h 47m4.5 (1.3K)$29 · $0.00
Bottle of LiesKatherine Eban14h 25m4.4 (12K)$33 · $0.00
The 36-Hour DayNancy L. Mace, Peter V. Rabins17h 13m4.4 (9.2K)$28 · $0.00
FlooredSara Reardon10h 36m4.5 (1K)$29 · $0.00
Radical RemissionKelly A. Turner9h 26m4.4 (8.1K)$29 · $0.00
The Sinatra SolutionStephen T. Sinatra MD9h4.5 (899)$20 · $0.00
The Songaminute ManSimon McDermott6h 12m4.5 (280)$24 · $0.00
Sometimes BrilliantLarry Brilliant12h 27m4.5 (954)$29 · $0.00
Live Your LifeAmanda Kloots, Anna Kloots10h 54m4.4 (13.7K)$29 · $0.00
All in Her HeadElizabeth Comen13h 25m4.4 (18.2K)$33 · $0.00
The Wisdom of Your BodyHillary McBride9h 14m4.4 (6.7K)$29 · $0.00
The Alzheimer's SolutionDean Sherzai, Ayesha Sherzai9h 47m4.4 (1.9K)$29 · $0.00
Rewire Your MindsetBrian Keane6h 49m4.5 (896)$23 · $0.00
Tuning The Human Biofield: Healing With Vibrational MedicineCENTER FOR SOUND THERAPY13h 28m4.4 (2.5K)$35 · $0.00
VaccinatedPaul A. Offit8h 30m4.4 (3.7K)$26 · $0.00
Hot and UnbotheredYana Tallon-Hicks10h 44m4.5 (600)$29 · $0.00

You may also like

Bouvard and Pécuchet (A Satirical Novel) (Annotated)Gustave Flaubert14h3.8 (4.6K)$2 · $0.00
How to Be FineJolenta Greenberg, Kristen Meinzer4h 55m3.7 (6.9K)$20 · $0.00
More Than a WomanCaitlin Moran9h 31m4.3 (16.8K)$29 · $0.00
Blame It On Bianca Del RioBianca Del Rio4h 46m3.6 (2.8K)$20 · $0.00
A Room of One's OwnVirginia Woolf4h 2m4.2 (295.2K)$1 · $0.00
Unf*ck Your IntimacyFaith G. Harper PhD6h 25m3.9 (4.5K)$17 · $0.00
A Sentimental Journey Through France and Italy (Annotated)Laurence Sterne5h 53m3.9 (23K)$2 · $0.00
Life CeremonySayaka Murata5h 55m3.9 (32.1K)$17
Convenience Store WomanSayaka Murata3h 22m3.9 (479.9K)$23
Communionbell hooks6h 36m4.3 (20.3K)$24 · $0.00
FosseSam Wasson21h 23m4.2 (2.6K)$46 · $0.00
SontagBenjamin Moser22h 4m4.3 (3.3K)$46 · $0.00
The Life and Opinions of Tristram ShandyLaurence Sterne19h 54m3.9 (98.4K)$3.50 · $0.00
LEO TOLSTOY – The Ultimate Short Stories Collection: 120+ Titles in One Volume (World Classics Series)Leo Tolstoy99h 38m4.4 (1.2K)$1 · $0.00
Irrationally YoursDan Ariely3h 23m3.7 (2.8K)$18 · $0.00
The Life-changing Magic of a Little Bit of MessKerri Sackville4h 29m3.6 (84)$20 · $0.00
Mark Twain's Letters (1876-1885)Mark Twain3h 15m3.6 (16)$1 · $0.00
Gullible’s TravelsCash Peters8h 11m3.5 (326)$17 · $0.00
The Wanderer Of Istanbul And Other StoriesG. Fedrizzi2h 56m$5 · $0.00
The Mind and the MoonDaniel Bergner12h 18m4.0 (813)$7 · $0.00