Length56m
About this audiobook
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain
Feeling overwhelmed by the “Just Do It!” and “Get It Done!” mindset?Is your secret whisper more like, “What if I just don’t do it?”
Then this book is for you!
What you’ll discover in this book:
– Learn to feel good about not getting it done–ever!– Discover Passive Income Strategies based on the Procrastination Movement (see “To Do Lists”)– Create new calendars that (finally!) have days like “Someday” and “Never” – And so much more!
Finally a book that rewards laundry, binge watching, and really getting those shower tiles to sparkle.
Let’s put the PRO in procrastinate!
-- Grab your copy tomorrow! -- Seriously, what’s the rush? -- It’ll be there the next day, too. -- See, you’re learning already!
Become a PRO Procrastinator tomorrow!
Author’s Note: This is Book #1 in the “Impossible Series: A Parody of S(h)elf Help.” It’s a humorous play on the “Repossible” Series (a 14-book collection of personal transformation) as a result of the “Book in a Weekend” challenge which uses Improv Comedy techniques to take the book you really want to write and to first … write the opposite book.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★ 2.8 (25)
Includes Goodreads
GenreSelf-Help, Psychology
Length56 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 17, 2023
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Foreword
13Sooner or Later
2Preface
14Someday
3Acknowledgement
15When I Retire
4Wait, what?
16Tomorrow
5Bonus Content
17One Day
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61. Just Do It
18Eventually
72. Tomorrow
19In Future
83. Just Don’t Do It
20Sometime
94. I Put the PRO in Procrastinate
21Never
105. Laughter
22Bonus Content Revisited
11Afterword
23About the Author
12Bonus Section for the Paperback!
24Also by Bradley Charbonneau
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