G'day. I’m Richie a former building designer who spent 30 years trying to draw straight lines in a world that prefers chaos. Born in Manchester, raised in Wales, and now living in South Nowra, I’ve learned one truth: the universe doesn't follow a blueprint—it follows "The Splatter." Between raising five kids and six grandkids, I’ve realized none of us are in control. My book, The Naked Universe of Pigeon Poo, is my attempt to map that beautiful, messy chaos. We’re all connected by the absurdity of being alive, so watch your head, have a laugh, and enjoy the ride. It’s Humankind Everything.