Carmelita Evangeline. Rousseau
Carmelita E. Rousseau has spent years matching the unmatchable from her office, and if her track record is any indication, she's rather good at it. As the founder of the Asymmetrical, Carmelita has built a reputation — equal parts feared and adored — for finding love in the places her clients swore it could never exist. She keeps a manila folder for every impossible case, a tube of crimson lipstick within arm's reach at all times, and an ironclad denial that her best friend and assistant, Zara Moonwhisper, is in fact different in more ways than one.