"CITIZEN! The galaxy hungers for ORDER. For EXPANSION. For SECURITY."
"FAFE EMPIRE®, commands: Support Galactic Expansion today!"
Lunch Our Very Elders—as wrinkled figures in ceremonial robes are gently (but firmly) loaded into sleek ejection pods.
"Each L.O.V.E. launch propels our Very Elders into the frontier! Their final service fortifies borders, seeds new colonies, and deters rebel scum with pure patriotic protein!"
Pods blast off in formation, trailing patriotic exhaust.
"ONE ELDER, ONE SYSTEM SECURED. Join the Empire. Report your elders. Enlist in the feast of progress!"
