Rory Faelan
Rory lives modestly in Grand Rapids, Michigan with his wonderful wife and their total lack of pets and/or children. They spend time converting oxygen into CO2, masticating, and compulsively performing other necessary biological functions. Beyond that, they're private people who you can imagine as something exciting like sky pirates or-I don't know lumber-jack-ninjas. If you want excitement, read his stories. If you want a dull middle-aged nerd, find Rory, he'll politely ask you to get off his lawn.
Personal website