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Zombies Day Out

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Zombies Day Out

A Comedy of Errors and EntrailsDaniel Thomson

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Zombies Day Out

Length8h 24m

About this audiobook

Three low-level crooks, Eddie, Norby, and Veeko, disguise themselves as CDC researchers to kidnap the infant son of a wealthy geneticist for ransom. Unbeknownst to them, the baby, nicknamed "Baby Boo," has recently been turned into a zombie but retains a seemingly adorable, waddling state. While the kidnappers bicker about changing a biohazard diaper, Baby Boo, driven by primal hunger, escapes through a window and begins a chaotic journey through the city. His misadventures include being mistaken for a Halloween animatronic in a department store where he playfully nips a floor manager, and wandering into the lion's den at the Central Park Zoo, where the lions are inexplicably terrified of him. In each instance, the kidnappers attempt to retrieve Baby Boo, suffering gruesome yet comical maulings by animals or the environment, but due to the zombie contagion, they are unable to truly die.

Genetic Engineering

Postapocalyptic

Audiobook details

GenreHumor, Horror

Length8 hrs 24 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateFeb 4, 2026

LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

1Zombies Day Out

7Chapter 7: The Undead Bloom

2Chapter 1: The Unholy Nursery

8Chapter 8: The Mother&#x27;s Gambit

3Chapter 3: Department Store Demise

9Chapter 9: Vault of the Infant

4Chapter 4: Zoo of the Undead

10Chapter 10: Chicago&#x27;s Undead Dawn

5Chapter 5: The Great Mauling

11Glossary

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6Chapter 6: High-Rise Havoc

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