Zombies Day Out
A Comedy of Errors and EntrailsBy Daniel Thomson
Length8h 24m
About this audiobook
Three low-level crooks, Eddie, Norby, and Veeko, disguise themselves as CDC researchers to kidnap the infant son of a wealthy geneticist for ransom. Unbeknownst to them, the baby, nicknamed "Baby Boo," has recently been turned into a zombie but retains a seemingly adorable, waddling state. While the kidnappers bicker about changing a biohazard diaper, Baby Boo, driven by primal hunger, escapes through a window and begins a chaotic journey through the city. His misadventures include being mistaken for a Halloween animatronic in a department store where he playfully nips a floor manager, and wandering into the lion's den at the Central Park Zoo, where the lions are inexplicably terrified of him. In each instance, the kidnappers attempt to retrieve Baby Boo, suffering gruesome yet comical maulings by animals or the environment, but due to the zombie contagion, they are unable to truly die.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Horror
Length8 hrs 24 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 4, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Zombies Day Out
2Chapter 1: The Unholy Nursery
3Chapter 3: Department Store Demise
4Chapter 4: Zoo of the Undead
5Chapter 5: The Great Mauling
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6Chapter 6: High-Rise Havoc
7Chapter 7: The Undead Bloom
8Chapter 8: The Mother's Gambit
9Chapter 9: Vault of the Infant
10Chapter 10: Chicago's Undead Dawn
11Glossary
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