Length18m
About this audiobook
He claimed it was intentional. “Adds grit,” he’d say proudly, his seventy-eight-year-old frame stooped slightly as he poured the dark, near-viscous sludge into two chipped mugs. He treated the act with the reverence due to a sommelier unveiling a rare vintage, tilting the pot just so, ignoring the slight, acrid steam rising from the brew.
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GenreHumor
Length18 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 31, 2025
LanguageEnglish
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