Trust Your Gay Best Friend, Marry the Villain
By G. Moonquill
Length7h 5m
About this audiobook
Rhea Solenn spent her life calculating other people's disasters, and nobody at the office even remembered her name. Then she falls asleep on her keyboard at 4:58 a.m. and wakes up inside the romance novel she's read three times: as Lady Rosalind Marbury, the plump, overlooked cousin the author killed off in Chapter 48 with a plate of eels.
Rhea has a plan. Avoid eels. Avoid the gouty baron. Survive to the final chapter. Eat as much of this world's glorious bread as possible.
But the plan doesn't account for Sir Julian Ashcombe, the impossibly beautiful heir she sets out to rescue from heartbreak, who turns out to be hiding a very different secret. And it certainly doesn't account for Lord Corvin Thane, the silent, black-coated Master of Accounts who is destined to be the villain of Chapter 30, and who keeps quietly opening the window beside her desk.
A witty, warm fantasy romance about rewriting your story, choosing yourself, and finally being seen.
Audiobook details
GenreFantasy, Romance
Length7 hrs 5 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateNov 2, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Chapter One: In Which Rhea Dies of Spreadsheets
2Chapter Two: The Wrong Body, the Right Bread
3Chapter Three: The Velvet Duke
4Chapter Four: Second Male Lead Syndrome
5Chapter Five: The Best Friend Clause
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6Interlude: The Man by the Wall
7Chapter Six: The Villain of Chapter Thirty
8Chapter Seven: The Season of Becoming
9Chapter Eight: The Protector Investigates
10Chapter Nine: Chapter Thirty
11Chapter Ten: Cake
12Chapter Eleven: The Voice
13Chapter Twelve: The Song from Nowhere
14Chapter Thirteen: The Heir in the Rose Antechamber
15Chapter Fourteen: A Prince Among Ledgers
16Chapter Fifteen: A Royal Command
17Chapter Sixteen: Lessons in the Library
18Chapter Seventeen: The Closed Window
19Interlude: What Julian Sees
20Chapter Eighteen: Chapter Forty-Seven
21Chapter Nineteen: The Interrogation
22Chapter Twenty: The Proposal, Attempted
23Chapter Twenty-One: Chapter Two Hundred and Thirteen
24Chapter Twenty-Two: Four Lines
25Part One: An Announcement
26Part Two: Five
27Part Three: Years Later
28Part Four: Walking Home
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