MY HUSBAND, THE ALPHA KING, HATES ME
A Gay MM/BL Omegaverse Fantasy Transmigration Romance with Forced Marriage, Slow Burn, Forced Proximity, Competence Attraction and Hurt/ComfortBy Spicy Gooner Queen
Length9h 52m
About this audiobook
I DIED IN FRONT OF AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET. WHEN I OPENED MY EYES AGAIN, I WAS 22, AN OMEGA, AND MARRIED TO AN ALPHA KING WHO HAD EXCELLENT REASONS TO HATE ME.
The old Aubin Penrose secured that marriage through blackmail and left behind a palace where people fear his very name. I inherited his body, his title and every one of the consequences. After ten years of working myself to death over a desk, my ambitions for this second life are considerably more modest: sleep, eat hot meals, read in peace and never work overtime again.
The problem is that even trying to do nothing can look suspicious when you’re the royal consort. Everard expects to uncover my next manipulation. The court expects another scandal. Someone even tries to kill me. And the harder I try to stay out of the kingdom’s affairs, the more useful my ten years of budgets, audits and business management turn out to be. Every problem I solve earns me enemies; every boundary Everard learns to respect makes it harder to keep...
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 4.2 (1K)
Includes Goodreads, Amazon
GenreFantasy, Romance
Length9 hrs 52 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 16, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title
2Chapter 1: Dying in Front of an Excel Spreadsheet
3Chapter 2: The Royal Consort Who Wanted Nothing
4Chapter 3: The Garden and the Storm
5Chapter 4: They’re Expecting a Show at the Banquet
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6Chapter 5: Four Hundred Pages and Only Two Pillows
7Chapter 6: Am I in Heat?
8Chapter 7: Well, It Wasn’t Sugar. It Was Poison
9Chapter 8: Care Isn’t Control
10Chapter 9: Now I Have Breakfast at the War Council
11Chapter 10: Part-Time Consultant
12Chapter 11: The Trouble with the Numbers Adding Up
13Chapter 12: Just for Tonight
14Chapter 12: Just for Tonight (Part 2)
15Chapter 13: What Marriage Doesn’t Give You
16Chapter 14: A Very Hot Decision
17Chapter 15: Hostile Takeover
18Chapter 16: The Kingdom That Survived My Day Off
19Chapter 16: The Kingdom That Survived My Day Off (Part 2)
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