Mature
They Don’t Want You To Know This… Vol. 1: People Are Dying To Get In
By Scott J. Messinger
Length5h 23m
About this audiobook
A look back on the good ol' days of the roaring 1260's, when a body building Baron professes his love to his figure skating crush with a crate full of honey badgers... what could possibly go wrong? The story follows multiple character's journeys to survive (or die) and flourish (or not) in a harsh world of cabbage, plagues, war, genetically modified honey badgers and of course the dawn of the lizard people.
AUTHOR'S WARNING: This book will be offensive to anyone with a low threshold of the understanding of fun. It contains violence, innuendo, foul language, graphic content and extreme sarcasm. Reader discretion is strongly advised... seriously, you have been warned.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 4.8 (12)
Includes Amazon
GenreHumor, Historical Fiction
Length5 hrs 23 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJun 27, 2023
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1They Don’t Want You To Know This… Vol. 1:
263.1 Chaz
2Introduction
273.2 Vlad
3Chapter 1
283.3 Christopher
41.1 Nicholas
29from the deepest depths of his soul.
51.2 Christopher
303.4 Svetti
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61.3 Chester
31The Honey Badger woke.
71.4 Nicholas
323.5 Constable
81.5 Vlad
333.6 Vlad
91.6 Svetlana
343.7 Professor Paws
101.7 HBRG
35some interesting feline feedback.
111.8 Christopher
363.8 Constable
121.9 Vlad
373.9 Svetti
131.10 Guard number one.
383.10 Bronco
141.11 Christopher
393.11 Christopher
15Chapter 2
403.12 Nicholas
162.1 Nicholas
41Chapter 4
17one
424.1 The King
182.3 Chaz
434.2 Igor
192.4 Vlad
444.3 Archie the appendix
202.5 Christopher
454.4 Vlad
212.6 Nicholas
464.5 Chaz
22today.”
474.6 Christopher
232.7 Svetti
48Balthazar
242.8 Christopher
49***Origin story alert***
25Chapter 3
504.8 Un-named Guard #23
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