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The Twelve Days of Christmas Mayhem
By Tuesday Savage
Length6h 58m
About this audiobook
Follow Hero Joiglee, a former bodybuilder turned holiday event planner, as he navigates the zaniest gigs Auroraquest has to offer. From a drunken partridge toppling a historic pear tree, to runaway doves crashing a wedding, to fighting roosters wreaking havoc at a French-themed soirée, Hero’s events are anything but ordinary.
With his fledgling business—and dignity—on the line, Hero stumbles through one festive fiasco after another, often relying on the sharp-witted Dixie Hellyah, Auroraquest’s animal control officer, to bail him out. Whether it’s wrangling rogue birds, dodging arrest, or improvising his way out of disaster, Hero discovers that even the most chaotic moments can lead to unexpected magic.
Packed with laugh-out-loud humour, heartwarming surprises, and a sprinkling of holiday romance, The Twelve Days of Christmas Mayhem Series is the perfect gift for anyone who loves their Christmas cheer served with a side of calamity. Get ready to deck the halls—and your funny bone!
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Romance
Length6 hrs 58 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateNov 23, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
8Seven Swans A-Swimmingly Out of Control
2A Drunken Partridge in a Pear Tree
9Eight A-Moo-sing Milk Maids
3Two Turtle Doves on the Run
10Nine Cloggity Cloggers
4Three French "Hens"
11Ten Lords a-Laughing
5Four Name-Calling Birds
12Eleven Pipers Protesting
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6Five Stolen Rings
13Twelve Drummers Drumming Up Trouble
7Six Geese A-Playing
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