The Strongest Shield in the World Wants a Nap
An OP MC LitRPG Slice of Life Progression FantasyBy Perry Alcott
Length11h 54m
About this audiobook
Bram Ostell was the world's strongest defender. Then he retired, bought a bath-house at a crossroads, and learned the actual joy of a quiet afternoon. There's just one problem: his class, Bulwark Absolute, won't let anything threatening within a mile of him, and the world keeps sending interesting visitors. A party that wants him to join. A guild clerk with a summons. A neighbor with a louder tavern and no sense. A courier named Poppy who is slowly discovering Bram is exactly who the stories say. And beneath the bath-house springs, a small, lonely dungeon core keeps leaving gifts on his doormat. The kingdom intends to mine that core for parts. Bram intends to have a nap and a hot towel. The kingdom is about to find out which of them is stronger.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 4.6 (13)
Includes Amazon
GenreFantasy, Science Fiction
Length11 hrs 54 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 26, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Chapter One
10Chapter Ten
2Chapter Two
11Chapter Eleven
3Chapter Three
12Chapter Twelve
4Chapter Four
13Chapter Thirteen
5Chapter Five
14Chapter Fourteen
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6Chapter Six
15Chapter Fifteen
7Chapter Seven
16Chapter Sixteen
8Chapter Eight
17About the author
9Chapter Nine
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