It all began on an unusually sunny Tuesday, the kind of day that tricks you into thinking the world is perfectly safe until it’s not.
Liam Baxter, professional treasure hunter and part-time snack enthusiast, was rummaging through a cluttered attic when he found it: an ancient map marked with a giant X… shaped suspiciously like a taco.
“This could be it,” Liam muttered, adjusting his ridiculously floppy hat. “The legendary Golden Taco. Said to be stuffed with eternal guacamole and salsa so spicy it could make a dragon cry.”