The Last Unicorn Has a Restraining Order Against Me
A Cozy Fantasy Romcom with Magical Mishaps, Emotional Shields, and a Unicorn Who Knits Out of SpiteBy Wynn Valentine
Length4h 7m
About this audiobook
She was supposed to protect the unicorn—not get magically tethered to him, emotionally entangled with a ranger, and sabotaged by enchanted yarn.
Celie Rosehill has a small summoning problem. One miscast spell, and she’s bonded to the last unicorn—who immediately files a magical restraining order. Now she’s stuck under Bureau supervision, tethered to a rule-obsessed ranger, and dodging ancient prophecies with a glitter-shedding companion who communicates exclusively through judgmental side-eyes and passive-aggressive knitting.
Ranger Ashen Ward lives for order, protocol, and his enchanted clipboard. Escorting Celie to the Cradle of Echoes was supposed to be routine. But between emotional weather patterns, fate-thread visions, and one highly inconvenient shelter spell, his carefully regulated life is unraveling—fast.
To untangle the mess, they’ll have to survive enchanted storms, sentient scrolls, and one soul-bonding ritual that definitely wasn’t in the handbook.
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, Fantasy
Length4 hrs 7 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 20, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
2Copyright
31. Glitterhoof and Glitter Bombs
42. Clipboard, Cloaks, and Compliance Warnings
53. You Can’t Bribe a Unicorn with Fruit Snacks
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64. Field Notes and Firelight
75. Welcome to Wayward Hollow
86. Cursed Hot Springs & Honest Words
97. Yarn and Vengeance
108. Risk Management for Enchanted Idiots
119. The Shelter Spell
1210. The Price of Prophecy
1311. The Cradle of Echoes
1412. Don’t Let Go
1513. Glitterhoof’s Final Grievance
1614. Field Report Failure
17The Road Ahead Has Glitter
18Thank You!
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