The Infinitium
Book 1:A Satirical Metaphysical Field Trip Through the AfterlifeBy David Alan King
Length8h 40m
About this audiobook
Dying, as it turns out, is not the end. It is mostly an administrative inconvenience.
When you find yourself no longer technically alive, you are swept into The Infinitium, a vast metaphysical multiverse where every choice, every version of you, and every possible life already exists somewhere in the great cosmic filing system. Guided by David, a barefoot, questionably qualified Soul Guide with a talent for bending rules and annoying Management, you are taken on a satirical, heartfelt, and quietly life-altering journey through the afterlife, the beforelife, and the strange machinery in between. Funny, profound, and gloriously absurd, The Infinitium is for readers who like their existential crises with biscuits, beauty, and a healthy amount of bureaucratic nonsense.
If you enjoy Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, this may be your next favourite metaphysical incident.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (1)
GenreFantasy, Humor
Length8 hrs 40 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJan 7, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
17MANAGERIAL: URGENT INCIDENT REPORT – KEY SECURITY BREACH
2THE INDUCTION Part 1
18CHAPTER SIX: Of Choice, Consequence and Cola
3THE INDUCTION Part 2
19MANAGERIAL: LETTER OF BEVERAGE-RELATED COMPLAINTS
4PROLOGUE: The Squeak, The Pip, And The Door
20CHAPTER SEVEN: The Sadness Behind Sensible Footwear Part 1
5CHAPTER ONE
21CHAPTER SEVEN: The Sadness Behind Sensible Footwear Part 2
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6Temporal Iteration Mitigation Unit Part 1
22MANAGERIAL: [REDACTED] INTERDEPARTMENTAL GRIEVANCE REPORT
7Temporal Iteration Mitigation Unit Part 2
23CHAPTER EIGHT: Garlands and Gratitudes
8White Noise and Table Manners Part 1
24WELCOME TO THE ARRIVALS HALL
9White Noise and Table Manners Part 2
25CHAPTER NINE: Customs and Exorcise Part 1
10MANAGERIAL: POST-EVENT COMPLAINT SUBMISSION
26CHAPTER NINE: Customs and Exorcise Part 2
11CHAPTER THREE: Maps, Metaphors, and Pickled Heroics
27CHAPTER TEN: The Portal Part 1
12MANAGERIAL: POST-EVENT COMPLAINT RESPONSE
28CHAPTER TEN: The Portal Part 2
13CHAPTER FOUR: The Cosmos At The End Of A Bobble Hat
29MANAGERIAL: RESPONSE TO FORM CX-47-B
14MANAGERIAL: INTERDEPARTMENTAL URGENT MEMORANDUM
30Closing Words
15CHAPTER FIVE: The Atrium Part 1
31Bonus Content: The Mona Lisa Complex
16CHAPTER FIVE: The Atrium Part 2
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