The Infinitium
Book 1:A Satirical Metaphysical Field Trip Through the AfterlifeBy David Alan King
Length8h 40m
About this audiobook
Dying, as it turns out, is not the end. It is mostly an administrative inconvenience.
When you find yourself no longer technically alive, you are swept into The Infinitium, a vast metaphysical multiverse where every choice, every version of you, and every possible life already exists somewhere in the great cosmic filing system. Guided by David, a barefoot, questionably qualified Soul Guide with a talent for bending rules and annoying Management, you are taken on a satirical, heartfelt, and quietly life-altering journey through the afterlife, the beforelife, and the strange machinery in between. Funny, profound, and gloriously absurd, The Infinitium is for readers who like their existential crises with biscuits, beauty, and a healthy amount of bureaucratic nonsense.
If you enjoy Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, this may be your next favourite metaphysical incident.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (1)
GenreFantasy, Humor
Length8 hrs 40 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJan 7, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2THE INDUCTION Part 1
3THE INDUCTION Part 2
4PROLOGUE: The Squeak, The Pip, And The Door
5CHAPTER ONE
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6Temporal Iteration Mitigation Unit Part 1
7Temporal Iteration Mitigation Unit Part 2
8White Noise and Table Manners Part 1
9White Noise and Table Manners Part 2
10MANAGERIAL: POST-EVENT COMPLAINT SUBMISSION
11CHAPTER THREE: Maps, Metaphors, and Pickled Heroics
12MANAGERIAL: POST-EVENT COMPLAINT RESPONSE
13CHAPTER FOUR: The Cosmos At The End Of A Bobble Hat
14MANAGERIAL: INTERDEPARTMENTAL URGENT MEMORANDUM
15CHAPTER FIVE: The Atrium Part 1
16CHAPTER FIVE: The Atrium Part 2
17MANAGERIAL: URGENT INCIDENT REPORT – KEY SECURITY BREACH
18CHAPTER SIX: Of Choice, Consequence and Cola
19MANAGERIAL: LETTER OF BEVERAGE-RELATED COMPLAINTS
20CHAPTER SEVEN: The Sadness Behind Sensible Footwear Part 1
21CHAPTER SEVEN: The Sadness Behind Sensible Footwear Part 2
22MANAGERIAL: [REDACTED] INTERDEPARTMENTAL GRIEVANCE REPORT
23CHAPTER EIGHT: Garlands and Gratitudes
24WELCOME TO THE ARRIVALS HALL
25CHAPTER NINE: Customs and Exorcise Part 1
26CHAPTER NINE: Customs and Exorcise Part 2
27CHAPTER TEN: The Portal Part 1
28CHAPTER TEN: The Portal Part 2
29MANAGERIAL: RESPONSE TO FORM CX-47-B
30Closing Words
31Bonus Content: The Mona Lisa Complex
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