The Fall of the Seven Kingdoms
How Game of Thrones Season 8 Committed War Crimes Against StorytellingBy Rodo Sarmiento
Length22m
About this audiobook
This biting satirical piece dissects the downfall of Game of Thrones in its final season. With razor-sharp humor, it exposes how rushed storytelling, tactical absurdities, and character betrayal turned a cultural juggernaut into a cautionary tale for writers everywhere. Equal parts comedy and critique, it serves as both fan therapy and a scathing postmortem for HBO’s most tragic misfire.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (2)
GenreHumor, Other
Length22 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 4, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Preamble
8A Gargoyle Sommelier
2Character Assassination
9Fool's Gold
3Winter Came...
10Sorry Steve...
4Bran the Bland
11Pegasus on THC
5Thank you, Arya...
12The Invisible Cup
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6From Whisper to Boombox
13True Legacy
7Cellular Multiplication
14Therapy & Disappointment
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