The Autobiography of Methuselah
By John Kendrick Bangs
Length2h 51m
About this audiobook
Excerpt: "I, the oldest man of all time, am setting down my story here. Not in hieroglyphics, mind you, for I am no draftsman and these chisels and rocks are an awkward medium. (And Dear Reader, I assure you my tale is not as heavy at its manuscript!) No, I have chosen English, because French, Spanish, and German haven't come into being yet. The reason why I didn't choose Esperanto is contained herein. Here, for your edification, are my memories of my great, great, great grandfather and grandmother Adam and his Madam. (Eve, that is!) The true story of Cain and Abel? Look no further! And you'll want to hear the story of how my father, Enoch, named me. As Granpa Adam might have said, it's a rib-tickler! You'll be treated to my poetry, the genuine tale of my son Noah and that damp business with the Ark and . . . But enough! You're not getting any younger! Read! Enjoy. already!"
Audiobook details
GenreLiterary Classics, Romance
Length2 hrs 51 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMar 9, 2022
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1FOREWORD
6CHAPTER V
2CHAPTER I
7CHAPTER VI
3CHAPTER II
8CHAPTER VII
4CHAPTER III
9CHAPTER VIII
5CHAPTER IV
10CHAPTER IX
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