1What they’re saying about Ted...
23CHAPTER NINE
2Those Who Know Ted Best ...
24CHAPTER TEN
3A Note on Style
25CHAPTER ELEVEN -
4Foreword
26HEALTH CARE FOR INVADERS
5MANIFESTO
27AMERICA HEAL YOUR CHILDREN
6CHAPTER ONE
28CHAPTER TWELVE: NUKE ’EM
7SPIRITUAL ERUPTION
29CHAPTER THIRTEEN
8REAL WORLD PRIORITIES
30CHAPTER FOURTEEN
9OLD YELLER: ULTIMATE CAUSE AND EFFECT
31ANOTHER FINE DAY OF TEXAS BALLISTIC DISCIPLINE
10CHAPTER TWO
32ANOTHER GUN CELEBRATION
11MY DAY
33GUN-FREE ZONE STRIKES AGAIN
12HOW DOES THIS PARLAY INTO A GRAVITY-DEFYING MUSICAL CAREER?
34GUN-FREE ZONES ARE A MURDERER’S DREAM
13UPON REFLECTION
35CHAPTER FIFTEEN
14CHAPTER THREE: SOULLESS IN AMERICA
36THE LIST
15CHAPTER FOUR: RELIGION
37ADVICE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE
16CHAPTER FIVE
38CHAPTER SIXTEEN: I WILL
17AMERICAN HATERS
39THANKYOUS
18TOTAL WARFARE
40APPENDIX
19I LOVE REAL ASSAULT WEAPONS
41NOTES
20CHAPTER SIX: THE DEATH TAX
42INDEX
21CHAPTER SEVEN: GRANTS
43I Won’t Go Away
22CHAPTER EIGHT
44About the Author
