Length9h 55m
About this audiobook
Wise-cracking Wiley Cantrell is loud and roaringly outrageous -- and he needs to be to keep his deeply religious neighbors and family in the Deep South at bay. A failed writer on food stamps, Wiley works a minimum wage job and barely manages to keep himself and his deaf son, Noah, more than a stone's throw away from Dumpster-diving.
Noah was a meth baby and has the birth defects to prove it. He sees how lonely his father is and tries to help him find a boyfriend while Wiley struggles to help Noah have a relationship with his incarcerated mother, who believes the best way to feed a child is with a slingshot. No wonder Noah becomes Wiley's biggest supporter when Boston nurse Jackson Ledbetter walks past Wiley's cash register and sets his sugar tree on fire.
Jackson falls like a wet mule wearing concrete boots for Wiley's sense of humor. And while Wiley represents much of the best of the South, Jackson is hiding a secret that could threaten this new family in the making.
When North meets South, the cultural misunderstandings are many, but so are the laughs, and the tears, but, as they say down in Dixie, it's all good.
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, General Fiction
Length9 hrs 55 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMar 14, 2020
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
38Chapter 37: The Story of My Life
2Chapter 1: Hot in the City
39Chapter 38: Father Ginderbach
3Chapter 2: Carding Jackson Ledbetter
40Chapter 39: Striking a Blow
4Chapter 3: Stood Up
41Chapter 40: Not the Waltons
5Chapter 4: Even Bigger
42Chapter 41: Some TLC
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6Chapter 5: Failure to Thrive
43Chapter 42: Fun with Elvis
7Chapter 6: Sunday at Mama's House
44Chapter 43: What Are You Looking At?
8Chapter 7: H Is for Homo
45Chapter 44: Baptizing the Grill
9Chapter 8: The Swimming Hole
46Chapter 45: Are You Mad?
10Chapter 9: My Name Is Juan
47Chapter 46: Juan Visits Again
11Chapter 10: Kayla Gets Out
48Chapter 47: Voice Mail
12Chapter 11: Why, Daddy?
49Chapter 48: A Mother-like Person
13Chapter 12: Having Jumped Off the Bridge
50Chapter 49: Tyrone Has a Laugh
14Chapter 13: Fifteen Items or Less
51Chapter 50: One More Chance?
15Chapter 14: Write About Noah?
52Chapter 51: Funeral for a Former Friend
16Chapter 15: Cutting a Rug
53Chapter 52: Is She Sleeping?
17Chapter 16: Can We Court?
54Chapter 53: Nothing to Say
18Chapter 17: A Letter to Iron Man
55Chapter 54: Tonya Brings Food
19Chapter 18: At the Library
56Chapter 55: Hello, It Was Me
20Chapter 19: Dead to Me Now
57Chapter 56: Mr. Owen has a Laugh
21Chapter 20: The Mysterious Life of Kudzu
58Chapter 57: Love Me Tender
22Chapter 21: Looking for Kayla
59Chapter 58: Paging Jackson
23Chapter 22: Can You Sing?
60Chapter 59: Old Buddies
24Chapter 23: A Visit from Juan
61Chapter 60: Invitations
25Chapter 24: You Can Play in My Garden
62Chapter 61: Unfortunate Timing
26Chapter 25: A Bed for Three?
63Chapter 62: It's My Birthday
27Chapter 26: Making Love
64Chapter 63: Coupon Nazis
28Chapter 27: Weather Radio
65Chapter 64: The Party
29Chapter 28: You're Late
66Chapter 65: Fireworks for Noah
30Chapter 29: Mrs. Warren Makes a Purchase
67Chapter 66: A Love Story
31Chapter 30: Daughter of Jackson
68Chapter 67: Goodbyes Again
32Chapter 31: What Are You Wearing?
69Chapter 68: Protest
33Chapter 32: You'll Be Late
70Chapter 69: Are We Still Courting?
34Chapter 33: A Camping We Will Go
71Chapter 70: Do You Really Know the Way I Feel?
35Chapter 34: Wild Pigs
72Chapter 71: They Wish Us a Merry Christmas
36Chapter 35: Fishing
73Chapter 72: A Visit from Santa
37Chapter 36: Skinny-dipping
